It lands in one second
The trick is putting it where people already look. The door, the tailgate, the toolbox lid, the back of a laptop. They read it before they say hello, every time, and you did nothing to make that happen.
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A waterproof warning label for anywhere you can stick one. Ten seconds to fit, then watch everyone who gets near it read it twice.
Join the drivers who warned their passengers
Why it works
Three reasons a strip of vinyl does more than any sign you could hang.
The trick is putting it where people already look. The door, the tailgate, the toolbox lid, the back of a laptop. They read it before they say hello, every time, and you did nothing to make that happen.
Waterproof polyester, UV and oil resistant, rated minus 20 to plus 80 degrees. Rain, sun, snow, petrol forecourts, car washes, and a full summer of it parked outside with the sun beating down.
Sick of it, selling the car, or a friend overstaying the joke? It peels off in one go, no goo, no scratched trim, no explaining it at the dealership.
How to stick it
Wipe the flat spot you picked with an alcohol wipe, then let it dry for a minute. Dust is what makes stickers lift at the corner.
Lift the label off its backing and hold it by the edges so you do not touch the adhesive. Line up the top edge first.
Press from the middle outwards for ten seconds. Close the door, open it again, and let the first passenger tell you what they think.
The demo
They spot it, they stop, their eyes come back up to you. That little pause is the whole product.
What you actually get
Reviews
Put one on the truck and gave the second to my sister for her wagon. Three days later she texted me a photo of her husband reading it with his mouth open. Money well spent.
Verified purchaseStuck one on the door and one on my toolbox. My girlfriend read it out loud in a parking lot and then made me explain it to her friend. It has survived two washes already and the corners are still down.
Verified purchaseI am the passenger in this situation. Got in my friend's car, read the sticker, laughed, took a photo, and ordered two before we left the driveway. Quality is better than the price suggests.
Verified purchaseSecond order. First one has been through a full summer on a black truck and it has not faded or lifted. The third went on my toolbox, which honestly gets more comments than the car.
Verified purchaseArrived in four days, went on dead flat first try, no bubbles. Looks like it came out of the factory like that, which is the entire point.
Verified purchaseBought it as a joke for my brother in law. He had it on his tailgate before I left the driveway and sent me a photo of his friend reading it. I am down two stickers and up one very smug brother in law.
Verified purchaseThe honest comparison
| What matters | Random sticker pack | Custom print shop | Doorjudge |
|---|---|---|---|
| Made to go anywhere flat | No, one size fits nothing | Any size you type in | Yes, 3 x 4 inch die cut |
| Survives weather and washes | Peels in a month | Depends what you pay for | Waterproof, UV and oil resistant |
| Looks like a real warning label | Cartoonish | You have to design it | Built in the factory label format |
| Time to your door | Two to three weeks, often China | One to two weeks | Three to five days from a US printer |
| Price for one | $6 to $12 for a bundle of junk | $15 to $30 plus setup | $12.99, free shipping over $20 |
| If it peels or fades | Bin it | Email them and hope | 30 day guarantee, we replace it |
The offer
Most people buy the 2 pack, because the second one always finds a home: a friend's car, a work ute, a toolbox that needs a laugh. It also clears the free shipping line, which the single does not.
One sticker on its own is $12.99 plus $4.89 shipping. Two is $22.99 all in, which is why everyone takes two.
Risk reversal
Stick it on. If the corner lifts, if it fades in the sun, or if nobody says a word about it, message us within 30 days and we send a new one or refund you. You do not have to post the old one back, because we both know it is on your car.
Questions
No. The adhesive is designed to peel cleanly off painted metal, plastic and glass. Clean the surface before it goes on, and when you remove it, pull slowly and flat rather than straight outwards. No residue, no scratched trim.
Yes. It is waterproof polyester with a UV, oil and dirt resistant finish, rated from minus 20 to plus 80 degrees. Rain, snow, pressure washers and a dashboard-melting summer are all inside the range it was made for.
3 inches by 4 inches, die cut to the edge of the label so there is no big clear border around it. That size fits the flat panel under the tyre pressure placard on almost every car, and it is small enough for a toolbox lid, a laptop or a cooler.
Anywhere flat, clean and dry. The door jamb below the tyre placard gets the most passenger traffic, the rear window and tailgate get the most laughs, and it sits just as well on a toolbox, a laptop lid, a helmet or the workshop fridge.
It is printed to order and leaves the printer in 3 to 5 business days, then ships from the US. Shipping is $4.89, and free on any order over $20, which is why the 2 pack is the sensible one. You can cancel any time before it goes to print.
Then you have a passenger problem, not a sticker problem. But if anyone reads it and says nothing at all, message us, tell us the story, and we will still replace it under the 30 day guarantee. We like a good story.
One last time
3 x 4 inch waterproof label. Ten seconds to fit. Two stickers for $22.99 with free shipping and a 30 day guarantee, or one for $12.99 if you are still pretending you do not want the second.
Free shipping over $20 · Ships in 3 to 5 days · 30 day guarantee